- Houses built after 2006 come standard with keyless entry
- When you enter your house you turn it on with your key. Electricity, heating, water, everything. In the winter you shiver bundled up in your outdoor clothes until it heats up. In the summer you sweat to death until it cools down and try not to touch anything metal.
- More expensive houses have heated couches and kitchen table chairs
- You can have Auto-Start installed in your house for a fee. When you are getting ready to leave work you can log in to your house online to turn it on so it’s toasty when you get home
- You bring your pets/kids/dependants with you to work during the day because what kind of asshole pet owner/parent/caretaker are you, leaving them in the house all day, even if you crack a window
- You never need to wash your windows, just keep the washing fluid topped up and turn on your built in wipers (custom fit for your windows)
- Stumbling home from the bar and can’t remember which house is yours? Double press the lock button on your keyless entry. Lights up and the doorbell is rung. If your house is built after 2006 you’re screwed.
Many Ladies wear it this way
Okay but: JAEGER PILOTS
Normally you’d get offended when another fandom jumps in and butts in like that, but with Pacific Rim fandom it’s always spot on. Margaery and Sansa would make great Jaeger pilots.
Piloting Winter Flower, because winter is coming and it’s growing strong.
i. do not fall in love with me.
for i am hungry and cruel & i
will hollow you out with heavy
secrets & ugly insides.
i am not beautiful, i am scarred.
my mind is dusty archives with
paper thoughts that my wildfire
heart has a tendency to burn.
i will burn you. i will not…
I like to have white or ambient noise playing while I study, so I thought I’d share a list of my favourite websites in case anyone else was interested.
- Rainymood - Allows you to play rain, with suggestions of ambient music to play at the same time. Has an iOS and Android app, my personal favourite.
- Calm - A visually beautiful website. Provides moving backgrounds and an option for guided calm which allows you to immerse yourself in the music and to relax. Has a free app for iPhone. Another one of my favourites.
- Showertime - The experience of taking a shower without the water. Allows you to control features such as length of shower, size of room, water pressure, etc.
- Coffitivity - The background noise of a coffee shop. Allows you to choose between different locations such as lunchtime lounge, morning murmur etc. Has an app for iOS and Android as well as a desktop app for OS X.
- Soundrown - A website with a sleek minimalist design, allows you to choose between rain, coffee shop, ocean, fire, bird noises, or a combination of the five.
- Relaxing Snow - Visually beautiful falling snow, the website gives you the opinion to play music with the scenery, or to choose your own.
- Raining.Fm - This website gives you the ability to adjust the rain to exactly how you’d like it, with options to tweak thunder, rain and storm noises. Has an app for iOS and Android, as well as a timer and snooze option.
- Rain For Me - Simple rain effects with the option to download the audio files for offline listening.
- Snowy Mood - Inspired by Rainy Mood, this website really makes you feel like it’s winter. Perfect for playing while snuggled up in a warm bed.
- Rainy Cafe - Combines the sounds of a bustling cafe setting with the sounds of drizzling rain. Allows you to select the volume of each setting, or turn one off completely.
There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?
Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?
The cauldron spilled over.
Purple ombre / jelly sandwich, bottom —› top:
- Zoya Miley
- L’Oreal Lilac Coolers
- L’Oreal Berry Nice
- Max Factor Fantasy Fire
- Kleancolor Chunky Holo Black
Orange swirl dry marble:
- Sinful Colors Cloud 9
- Sinful Colors Opal Glitter
- NYC Purple Pizzazz Frost
seeing someone talking shit about your friends
Bro I don’t even care if they’re not upset because how dare you
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
OMG I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU’RE DOING STOP AND WATCH THIS.
TAYLOR’S FACE WHEN HE INSULTS HER CAT IS PURE, CONCENTRATED BARELY CONTAINED MURDER AND IT’S LOVELY.
WATCH TO THE END BECAUSE HE INSULTS WOMEN AND HER MURDER FACE COMES BACK WITH A VENGEANCE.