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albinwonderland: I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious, “Why do you want to look good?” it took me aback for a moment. “Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.” “That’s silly. See, I have sap all over my hands?” she showed me her hands, “and see I don’t even care! Because...
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bluandorange: monetizeyourcat: dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift holy shit! fucking COOL
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cauda-pavonis: What a kerfuffle.: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de… michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE...
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thejadedkiwano: ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they…
imnotamisandristbut: I’m not a misandrist, but guys really need to stop pretending to be into comics. Everyone knows they only read comics to see the attractive ladies.
עננים כבר זעים במרחק: Sewing How To Add Pockets to... →
acommonthread: This sewing tutorial explains how to make a pocket, gives you a pocket pattern, and tells you how to add an in-seam pocket to any dress (or pants, or anything really), making it SO MUCH MORE USEFUL. Pockets are essential, otherwise, where are you going to hide your hands and uneaten snacks? Keep reading for the pocket pattern/tutorial, or you can check out my other DIY patterns. ...
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
sirdoctorandhisrose: synchronoise-ity: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking tardis GOD” “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” doctor, where are we? “in the shit.”
moniquill: lovelyaddict: You know what would be brilliant? An indicator light to tell you when your bobbin is running low. That would be fucking genius.