Narcoleptic Insomnia

Jun 19

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rayannwilnot asked: 23,27,29, 36

23: how have you felt today?
Today was up and down. This morning I was ok, went to the mall with le boyfriend and my roommate to buy our tickets for the later show for Man of Steel. While we were there I decided to stop into Bluenotes to try on some shorts and a couple of bathing suit tops. I was having a bad body day to start with and trying on clothing certainly wasn’t helping… on top of everything, this Bluenotes doesn’t have mirrors in the changerooms… meaning if I wanted to know what the bathing suit I was trying on looked like I had to walk out in front of everyone in there to get to a mirror. It was like torture, I was almost in tears by the end of it and just wanted to get out of there. That made me feel awful for a large part of the day. Things got better when the boyfriend and I went to see the movie and got talking about our favourite superheros and the shows/movies we watched as kids, so that was nice.

27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
To be completely honest, up here in Canadia I’m pretty sure we don’t even have Jamba Juice. I’ve heard of it in books and honestly for the longest time thought it was a made up place :S since I’ve been to the States plenty of times and have never come across one. Starbucks, on the other hand, is everywhere in my city so I could go for an iced Chai Latte right about now.

29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
…I’m trying to remember. I think at least 2am because I played some World of Warcraft with the boyfriend then watched part of Good Morning Vietnam because he had never seen it. I normally never finish movies at night because I can NOT stay awake when I’m tired so I ended up drifting off sometime around when Robin Williams was making another racist joke, which could have been any time (good god, the last time I saw that movie was when I was little, never realised it was soo bad).

36: favorite color?
I have to say overall green, like peridot green:

Jun 18

WOAH INTERESTING QUESTIONS PLEASE

01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: sex on the first date?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?

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lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.

I need masculism because I am afraid.

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Jun 17

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pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

canada that totally is a planet shut the fuck up

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Cream Cheese Rollups with Cinnamon Sugar

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