sir-laughsalot:

This is how me and my would-be soul mate would flirt

This is how my current boyfriend and I flirt.

thecakebar:

Apple Pie Baked inside of Apples Tutorial

Me: [picture 1-4] What is this?  What are they doing.

Me: [picture 5] Oooooooooooooooooh O.O

paidadvocate:

Cheeseburgers Across America

GO TO THE WEBSITE, TURN UP YOUR VOLUME, THAT IS KRONK’S VOICE OMG

candlejack:

oh sweet heaven Zebra Cakes. 

candlejack:

oh sweet heaven Zebra Cakes. 

askjdhlfsjkhd:

oh dear god all that avocado

askjdhlfsjkhd:

oh dear god all that avocado

YES.

YES.

Texting my friend in Alberta after work:
Me: Ugh, foooooooooooooooood
Justin: I got food.
Me: I do now too
Justin: Ya well I'm in the woods
Me: What do you have for food then? Rabbit?
Justin: 2 pizzas
Me: ... You went into the woods and hunted, caught and killed two wild pizzas? Jeez I'm husbanding you at the earliest opportunity
Justin: Thank you for finally coming to your senses
Then the equally awesome moment when you remember you don’t have to share it with anyone and can eat it out of the container guilt free.

Then the equally awesome moment when you remember you don’t have to share it with anyone and can eat it out of the container guilt free.

The awesome moment when you remember you have Key Lime sorbet in the freezer.

Because some humans haven’t evolved enough to learn how to use their HANDS to hold the regular popcorn bag.

Because some humans haven’t evolved enough to learn how to use their HANDS to hold the regular popcorn bag.

via lmaogtfo

Fuck food for being so fucking tasty.

lovelylovelyfood:

Pumpkin Scones 

lovelylovelyfood:

Pumpkin Scones 

lovelylovelyfood:

Nutella Cookies 

lovelylovelyfood:

Nutella Cookies