This is how me and my would-be soul mate would flirt
This is how my current boyfriend and I flirt.
Me: [picture 1-4] What is this? What are they doing.
Me: [picture 5] Oooooooooooooooooh O.O
GO TO THE WEBSITE, TURN UP YOUR VOLUME, THAT IS KRONK’S VOICE OMG
oh sweet heaven Zebra Cakes.
oh dear god all that avocado
Then the equally awesome moment when you remember you don’t have to share it with anyone and can eat it out of the container guilt free.
Because some humans haven’t evolved enough to learn how to use their HANDS to hold the regular popcorn bag.
Fuck food for being so fucking tasty.