Me: [picture 1-4] What is this? What are they doing.
Me: [picture 5] Oooooooooooooooooh O.O
Texting my friend in Alberta after work:
Me: Ugh, foooooooooooooooood
Justin: I got food.
Me: I do now too
Justin: Ya well I'm in the woods
Me: What do you have for food then? Rabbit?
Justin: 2 pizzas
Me: ... You went into the woods and hunted, caught and killed two wild pizzas? Jeez I'm husbanding you at the earliest opportunity
Justin: Thank you for finally coming to your senses
Then the equally awesome moment when you remember you don’t have to share it with anyone and can eat it out of the container guilt free.











